Through the eyes of an ant

feels cute takes selfie nvm

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:56:15 -0400

feels cute

takes selfie

nvm

"I desire the things that will destroy me in the end."

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:56:15 -0400

“I desire the things that will destroy me in the end.”

- Sylvia Plath (via anjes)

mitunas-choice-rump: Dear Ms New Booty, I digest you. You have a nice badonkadink. You make me sell...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:55:22 -0400

mitunas-choice-rump:

Dear Ms New Booty,

I digest you. You have a nice badonkadink. You make me sell illegal drugs. You

should do your homework. Someday I will become king of the pirates. You + me = bologna and cheese (hey it rhymes) .

If I saw you now I’d churn butter anxiously. I want to raise a clam you. I

would build a Billy Ray Cyrus just

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be (thx sound).

We could impersonate 1700th century monarchs under the stars.

Love,
Avatar Roku

(P.S.nepeta walked into a club.)

hookedonmonix: t0gekisses: I literally gasped So. Awesome.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:51:47 -0400

hookedonmonix:

t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

So. Awesome.

copequinn: assstiel: is it possible for someone to get over this I JUST REALIZED WHO THAT IS...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:51:30 -0400

copequinn:

assstiel:

is it possible for someone to get over this

I JUST REALIZED WHO THAT IS OMFG I’M SCREAMING

flomation: I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:50:26 -0400

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:50:09 -0400

fantomofthehiddles: purelokial: #me at every exam ever...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:46:54 -0400

fantomofthehiddles:

purelokial:

#me at every exam ever taken

reblogging again for the comment

Have You Even Looked At What You're Running From?: farareusis: miss-azura: ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts:...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:46:54 -0400

Have You Even Looked At What You're Running From?: farareusis: miss-azura: ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts:...:

farareusis:

miss-azura:

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as…

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:46:45 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:46:36 -0400

chloweafterdark: casualcynic: So my mom and I have been...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:46:15 -0400

chloweafterdark:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:45:38 -0400

queenofadodi: BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:45:19 -0400

queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: pizza: pizza: the yahoo staff...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:20 -0400

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

and so it begins

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:43:57 -0400

thats-slightly-raven: thats-slightly-raven: My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:42:48 -0400

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

blameitonthesilence: #this will forever be one of my favorite...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:42:25 -0400

blameitonthesilence:

#this will forever be one of my favorite things sam has said

The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:38:29 -0400

The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

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