May 2013
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
ostracizedpoodle:
I want to put my voice in a bottle and then when someone angers me i throw the bottle at them and it breaks open and releases my screams
adrians1:
adrians1:
text a girl saying I had the fastest fingers in the north (not in a rude way) and she hasn’t text me back in 45 minutes what do I do
it’s ok she text back I’m in the clear
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
f3rsure:
waakeme-up:
australiansanta:
u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
OH MY GOD
people who add their comments on text posts lol
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
painstiels:
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]
Its one of those nights when the touch of another...
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
unwindingtruth:
journeyintohiddlestiel:
Want to save money on both Mother’s Day and Father’s Day?
Become a Winchester.
Or a Batman
sodamnrelatable:
“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”
Watchgroceryfag:
grodywoadie:
alwaysbummed:
videohall:
Well trained dog struggles retrieving his Frisbee without breaking the rules
AWHHH BABY
VERY IMPORTANT
SO CUTE OMG
Is anybody listening?: grade school... →
grade school sex-education
you will get your period one day, and you will not feel like a woman. you will feel like your body has betrayed
every promise it ever curled around your little finger. this is normal. you will get breasts soon after
or before—it’s different for everyone, and you…
mistercoventry:
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
me 100% of the time: nobody fucking touch me i will skin you and wear you as a fucking coat
also me 100% of the time: come here and cuddle me and wrap your arms around me and run your fingers through my hair and pet me and kiss me please please please
14th2:
aiclan:
afrogay:
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
eionwoodsmusic:
absinthine:
eionwoodsmusic:
So far, OKCupid has not worked as advertised for me.
0 dates, 1 friend. Thaaaaaaaaank.
(wait am i the friend) (aw yeah)
you solved the mystery four for you glen coco you go glen coco
blackbruise:
do you ever get bored of tumblr so you open up a new tab and go to tumblr
perdu-me:
Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
That’s a lot of food
That’s not enough food
You’re going to eat all of that???!??
That looks gross
That’s not healthy
That looks healthy
That’s disgusting
Why are you eating that?
I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T...
harryfuckyou:
*icona pop voice* i dont care
“Did you ever say yes to a pleasure? Oh my friends, then you also said yes to all...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via nietzsche-spoke-thus) 