
Bruise from a snowboarding accident that involved a collarbone broken in two places and a dislocated shoulder.
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This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?
— Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via stankley)
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browsing tumblr while on post limit is like a recovering alcoholic staring into the window of a bar
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why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia
because it does their job better than them
my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments
half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
(via timeofshadows)
do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face
(via litterjello)
slam nunk
the score is 6 to nun
nun yall bitches can see me






